Lil Momma!!!!
 

Hi! I’m Little Momma. Let me tell you, it’s been a rough few months. First, I had puppies, again. Every friggin’ heat cycle. No birth control at the hoarders house, you know? Anyway, I didn’t make any milk this time, and luckily my friend Phoebe had plenty of milk, and she let me help out with the pups. She had 3 pups and I had 3 pups who were just a couple of weeks apart in age. We all got rounded up and shipped to the shelter then to some lady’s house. Nice lady. But then they took the 3 younger pups away to a momma dog who had lost her pups. I was sad, but Phoebe and I still co-mothered our 3 remaining pups, so that was cool. Anyway, I love to snuggle. I’m all vetted now. Still working on growing my hair back after all those pregnancies and all those fleas—-post-partum moms, you feel me? Well, maybe not on the flea part. And my figure? It’s gone to poo, but I’m still darn cute so whatever. As with all of my frenemies/relatives, if you want to enjoy a lifetime of cuddles with me, you’re gonna need to be patient with me learning to walk on a leash and exclusively doing my bathroom business outside. There were no rules for a long time, if you know what I’m saying. If you wanna cuddle, hit me up!!!